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  help me understand: if jesus started ruling in 1914 does that mean we are in the 1000 year reign

  by goingthruthemotions in

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  Yes... Jesus has been ruling for 100 years and 4 days...
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  WARNING - DON'T SIGN IN TO JW LANGUAGE APP

  by cultBgone in

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  unless you are willing to have all your movements tracked on the internet and your files opened to the watchtower, don't sign in.

  here's what will happen:.

  to install the app - you will give the jw-app access to:.

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  Good...

  it will be so much fun to deny, deny, deny..:
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  If JW's message is so urgent and Armageddon is imminent..

  by PopeOfEruke in

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  then why do the walk so slow when out in field service?????????.

  honestly, i saw some dubs out witnessing yesterday and they have invented the "worlds most incredible slow walk".

  it makes a glacier look like a speeding avalanche.

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  Urgent and imminent means at last least 100 years away in dub land.
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  JW's are the slowest walkers in the world

  by Unclepenn1 in

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  that's all i wanted to say.

  you can always spot them by the 'less than 1/2 miles per hour' they stroll down the street.

  salvation by the hour.

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  So how slow are dubs in 2014? How much territory is covered compared to 20 years ago?
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  Current Doctrine On Who Will Be Saved?

  by lambsbottom in

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  can someone give me the latest doctrine on whether jws believe any people ignorant of the 'truth' or not preached to will be also spared?.

  or, is it anyone that is not in the ark of the org dead?.

  need reference showing current teaching and not the lie at jw.org faq about salvation!.

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  From the platform, the word is that only baptized regular dubs have any chance of being saved... On JW.org, the rags and other publications, they say that only God knows who will be saved...
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  Is the AGM today?

  by hamsterbait in

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  anybody going or who can give us the noolite hot from the gb a$$?.

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  They'll be releasing new special edition toys for children... Circuit Servant Ken and Special Pioneer Barbie... Children of exemplary parents will get these at a 25% discount... Children of "irregular" publishers will have to pay full price...
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  What exactly do the Governing body(TM) do?

  by punkofnice in

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  a genuine question really.. do they actually make desicions or are they simple sock puppets for the lawyers?.

  are they just a front (like the queen is in the uk), with little or no desicion making input?.

  do they just give talks and make appearances?.

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  you mean besides protecting pedophiles and watching kiddy porn? Not much of anything else... Depends on what their latest marketing firm tells them to do...
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  Barbie doll is now a JW!!!

  by wolfman85 in

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  unbelievable, this is too much!!!.

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  You have got to be f**king kidding me...
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  Will this Memorial be our last?

  by pixel in

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  they just put up the march km 2014 on the private website.

  most of it is same-old-same-old, with info here and there about the memorial.. somebody here might post the march km for all to see, i wont.. i just wanted to share the paragraph from page 2 q&a anticle: will you seize the opportunity?

  upcoming memorial enables us to show gratitude .

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  It will be the "last" memorial for many thinking JWs...
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  SAD HOLY SPIRIT ILLUSTRATION

  by GreenhornChristian in

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  just got an email from elder sharing illustration from assembly.

  the holy spirit does not seem to be in control as it supposedly was in the 1st century.

  it's just lube now.

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  power steering... I have no words.